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Review: Detention

I’m someone who likes to trick myself into thinking I can handle, even enjoy, the horror genre. So when the opportunity to review Detention popped up I was all like ‘pfft yea of course I can handle it LOL’. After all, it’s basically a point and click side-scrolling game  with 0% combat and I played a million of those in the 90s.  I think I managed about ten minutes on my ow...

Why DotA 2 Eats N00bs for Breakfast

In considering a review for one of the most highly-successful (and possibly most hated) games in MOBA history, I scrapped that idea. Almost every gamer already has an opinion of DotA 2. And to be fair, no one is really wrong. Ask any gamer what DotA is and you’ll usually get one of the following responses: 1) “I tried it for awhile and just couldn’t get into it.” 2) “...

There’s Poop in My Soup Review

It’s got an intriguing title but is a turdfest enough to make a good game? That’s what I’m about to find out as I load it up, making sure that I’m offline on Steam to avoid snide messages from my gaming friends. The game is simple – so simple in fact that the developers don’t even bother telling you what the controls are before launching you into the first level...

Far Cry Primal Review

The latest installment in the Far Cry series does a bit of a jump. Instead of hang gliding in Asia, getting attacked by surprisingly aggressive honey badgers, or constantly having to juice yourself up with malaria medicine, we’ve gone way back into the past to when elephants were hairier, collecting human ears was normal and the drugs were more… homemade. Far Cry Primal, as the name suggests...

Firewatch Review

QUICK SYNOPSIS You’re a white guy with a beard who has run away from his relationship problems and taken up a job as a fire lookout. The only person you have any real contact with is another lookout called Delilah whom you only talk to via a radio. Then things start to get a bit weird. SNAP REVIEW Excellent story, I nearly cried once, was super engaged and didn’t want to leave. A bit quick, but it...

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